WELCOME!

Welcome to my new website! Feel free to loiter, feel free to ask questions, feel free to share your plans for when the zombie apocalpyse strikes.

Here are some house rules (this kinda feels like setting up a playhouse):

1.) If you don't understand/speak sarcasm, prolly you should exit at your earliest convenience.
2.) If you don't like the look of my blog, prolly you should exit at your earliest convenience.
3.) If you think Steven Tyler is sexy, prolly you should exit at your earliest convenience.
4.) If you spread stupidity/hate/racism like an STD, prolly you should exit at your earliest convenience.
5.) If you are Chris Evans, please DEAR GOD stay!!!!

Ummm...yep. That pretty much covers it. :)